Inter-Dimensional Milk Man

Description

Inter-Dimensional Milk Man is a level-based top-down puzzle game. It follows the main protagonist and delivery superstar Lactose Malone. Due to a shortage of milk across all of the dimensions, lactose intolerance has become a wide spread and potentially fatal problem. His job is to prevent lactose intolerance from spreading throughout the multiverse by any means necessary. As a man who puts milk above all else, Lactose Malone will stop at nothing to overcome all obstacles in his path and complete his deliveries before the multiverse becomes incapable of consuming the drink of gods. 

Join Malone as he delivers this life saving nectar door to door, one planet at a time. Along the way, he will encounter various threats and challenges that he must overcome if he is to complete his mission. What to do when encountering the feral Space Cats, starved for milk and desperate for something to pounce at? How will our hero deal with these pesky critters, should he sacrifice some of his precious milk to distract them, or can they be avoided with a little bit of foresight and quick wit? How about the Yogurt Monsters? These masters of deception can disguise themselves as spilled milk, a gambit this simple delivery man can’t let slide. Will he be able to fend them off in time, or should he just let them lie, giving them control of precious spilled milk? Will Malone have enough time to fend off the cheese monsters, strong and fierce, while he makes his rounds? And what of the dreaded Mootants? These devils create more yogurt monsters, what has the world come to!? Once all the exotic enemies are dealt with, our hero must face a challenge more annoying than the others, the dreaded HOA that seeks to stop our Milk Man’s righteous crusade in order to save their precious neighborhoods from his JUSTIFIED… modifications.

Throughout the planets, various treasure troves of milk will be scattered. Although this fact would normally make a Milkman cry, Malone worries not, as he has his trusty Interdimensional Milkman Backpack Vacuum Tank, a state-of-the-art piece of equipment capable of reclaiming this soiled solution. And just as there are many stars in the sky, there are a variety of milks existing in the universe, each with its own appeal and use. Cow Milk, the purest of all the milks, contains the mass necessary to weigh down objects and act as a counterbalance. Almond milk, the most resource intensive of all milk, has within it the power it stole during its production. This milk can charge and activate various devices, electronic and otherwise. Oat milk, the most dangerous of all milk, makes a fine projectile and can be used with weapons to fend off the enemy or create new explosions. Oh, but I'm getting distracted. As a leading authority on all things milk, you probably knew all that. 

Can you perform under pressure and avert this interdimensional lactose intolerance problem? If you think you have what it takes, welcome aboard Inter-Dimensional Milk Man!

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